Weapons

Ness | Paula | Jeff | Poo | All

This is a list of all the weapons in the game. Items that have * next to them cannot be purchased, but can be sold for half the listed price.

Ness Ness
Weapon Price Attack Error rate Comments
Cracked Bat1841/16Ness's First Weapon
Tee Ball Bat4881/16 
Sand Lot Bat98151/16 
Minor League Bat399261/16 
Mr. Baseball Bat498381/16 
T-Rex's bat698481/16 
Big League Bat3080541/16 
Hall of Fame Bat*1880621/16 
Ultimate Bat2298681/16 
Magicant Bat0801/16 
Legendary Bat01101/16 
Gusty Bat*29801001/16Increases Guts by 27
Casey Bat*381253/4Lots of power, but you'll strike out most of the time.


Paula Paula
Weapon Price Attack Error rate Comments
Fry Pan56101/16Paula's First Weapon
Thick Fry Pan198201/16 
Deluxe Fry Pan598301/16 
Chef's Fry Pan1198401/16 
Non-stick Fry Pan1490501/16 
French Fry Pan1790601/16 
Magic Fry Pan*4790501/4Increases Guts by 100, but you'll miss more often.
Holy Fry Pan3480801/16Increases Guts by 10.


Jeff Jeff
Weapon Price Attack Error rate Comments
Pop Gun*110160Jeff's First Weapon
Stun Gun*150240 
Toy Air Gun215320 
Magnum Air Gun0360Jeff must repair the to Broken Toy Air Gun obtain this weapon
Zip Gun425400 
Laser Gun0480Jeff must repair a broken item to obtain this weapon
Hyper Beam850580 
Double Beam*1000660Jeff must repair a broken item to obtain this weapon
Crusher Beam1150720 
Spectrum Beam*1650780Jeff must repair a broken item to obtain this weapon
Death Ray*2300900 
Baddest Beam0980Jeff must repair the Broken Harmonica to obtain this weapon
Moon Beam Gun*44501100 
Gaia Beam01250Jeff must repair the Broken Antenna to obtain this weapon


Poo Poo
Weapon Price Attack Error rate Comments
Sword of Kings0300Poo's Ultimate Weapon


Ness Paula All Poo Jeff
Weapon Price Attack Error rate Comments
Yo-yo2963/16Poo's attack decreases when he equips any Yo-yo or slingshot
Slingshot89123/16 
Bionic Slingshot449323/16 
Trick Yo-yo998463/16 
Combat Yo-yo1148543/16